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Quagmire Qlips

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Quagmire is probably the highest sex addict ever. I dont think there is anything that he doesn’t want to have sex with, a dog, squirrel, women, men, ships, sofa’s, you name it, the Quag will screw it. It’s probably a good thing that there is not a person that I know in real life that would actually do some of the things that the Quag does. They shouldn’t even call Quagmire anymore, it should just be “The Quag” He’s not even bisexual, he is quagsexual. Its almost amazingly disgusting.
I wish I had super powers, I wish I could fly, or read minds, or be invisible, or control objects or humans. It would be so cool to fly, but I could not be as fly as the Quag. Check out this clip to see what the Quags worth. haha. You’ll enjoy all 4 minutes of it.

Peter Smokes Weed… “I’m going to call you Sticky Head.”

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Hey, I’d love to go to Mars! This video reminds me of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, especially when they want to eat that pig in less than one minute. That is in no way possible! I’m completely glad that dogs dont actually have to wear diapers, I’m not a big pet fan, but I’d like to have a cute little dog someday. I just wouldnt give it a diaper thats all. Poor Stewie… he probably deserves it though, I mean, he can actually be pretty mean sometimes.

I dont think I’d want to hang out with this Bill Clinton… Honestly, smoking weed is actually the worst thing you could do to yourself, besides eating that pig in one minute. But, apparently, it is true that you get really hungry after smoking weed, I dont know by experience, but I believe it read it some random blog. Brian’s gifts to Lois and Chris are absurdly ridiculous, “I’m going to call you Sticky Head.”

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