When you’re having a bad day, and there is nothing to do, you’re loved one has deserted you to go to some other party, and the cab driver just happens to splash that unnecessary water on the lower part of your jeans, and when there is nothing good to watch on television because Family Guy does not come on until 10.30 on comedy central… then that is the day when you know that you must learn about the complete intricacies of the argument of Microsoft vs. Mac.
Or you could listen to brian do the Peanut Butter Jelly song.
What a day it has been? There has been a lot of education going around me lately, its really weird because this summer has been completely off of education. What is education good for anyways? Who cares about the fact that you can find the slope between you points on a graph? I really don’t think that the people who actually teach or give you a job gives shit about whether or not you know how to solve a graph, or find the y-intercept. What they really care about is the fact that you can simply finish the course. It shows that you can finish something that you started. It shows authority in what you can and cannot do.
If you can start and finish some big project that the boss assigns you, then you are well set for a career in real life. So thats the story behind that, but there are still some aspects that are not discussed, while you are thinking about these undiscussed ideas, watch this to liven up the nights…
It has come to my attention, not recently, but generally, that media has far more grasps on the little kids than the generic parents. No matter how hard those parents try to protect their kids from the revolving media around their kids, the kids are just going to fall into the big black whole that media creates. The parents, in fact, should just let their kids make their own decisions as little kids because if they don’t learn how to make their decisions as little kids, they are not going to know how to make decisions as older teenagers.
I’m not pro-media, but I’m just stating something that should not be missed during the teenager years. As for Stewie, I think he’s too affected by the media, and this show is a good example of how media affects people. Of course, this show is rated higher than a pg-13 - so, little kids can’t watch it - but it does good to the morals and virtues of American life. Enjoy! laugh a little will ya?
From personal experience, I’ve learned that because my parents restricted me from a social life all throughout middle and high school, I’ve become less social overall. I can do things that other normal kids can do, but it doesn’t feel as comfortable. I’ve learned how to cope with being more social, and media has affected me - greatly - with this aspect of my life, but I still feel as if I’ve been ripped off through my high school social life; and frankly, it just sucks, I could’ve have the potential of being more popular, and learning things about myself that I didn’t up until college. What a bummer right?
Don’t you just love it when random things pop into your mind, and for some obscure reason you decide to just say whats on your mind. Well, there was this one time where I was just surfing the web, and all of a sudden, I really wanted a poptart. I wanted a ‘Smores poptart. I couldnt believe the urge I had for that poptart, it was strong. But unlike Brian, I’ve never actually got bored enough to dress up as someone and act out their lines by myself. The keywords here would be “by myself.”
Here’s a little clip thats just randomly put together for all of you bored fans out there.
So, what do I really do when I’m bored? I have no idea, most of the time, I just wait it out or find something to keep me occupied while some other activity pops up. Sometimes, even going into a random chatting website, and spilling your thoughts there help out. Those few things, or YOUTUBE, right?
What a rush! Its finally time to go to college, many things running through my mind. Who are going to be my friends? Where are they going to be? Where am I going to hang out? Am I going to hang out? Oh, it is just a rush. Moving in to a place that you’ve never been before really stimulates the way you live. Its almost as much a rush as that one time that Brian decided to get high while working on his police job.
Oh, that is not to say that I’m not going to miss my high school friends because I know that I will, and I know that at this very moment I really do. I can feel all of the memorable times I’ve had with all of the beautiful relationships that I’ve had. Anyways, here is something I discovered. Check it.
Even I have to say that disappointments are just a drag, nobody wants them, they just sort of happen, for example: you tell someone who you have been with for 2 years that you love them, and you get a response back thats not exactly what you expected. Boy oh boy, there is a disappointment like no other. Its just so bad because you think about them all the time and their heart has become you’re sky, even on the days that its raining, you know that their heart is there right behind all those rain clouds. The worst part comes when you have to let go of that person you spent around 2 years with, what a disappointment. Matters of the heart can become a real disappointment sometimes, you, or rather I, have to learn how to let go of them. All I can say is love hurts sometimes, and nothing but time can heal that pain. (sometimes friends can help too)
Unfortunately Megan doesn’t have any friends so laugh at her for me, maybe you can help me take away the pain that I feel right now, the deep burning pain that only I think I feel because the girl that I liked seems to act like she could just move on in about a second. So… laugh at Megan with me, make me feel better.
Hey, I’d love to go to Mars! This video reminds me of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, especially when they want to eat that pig in less than one minute. That is in no way possible! I’m completely glad that dogs dont actually have to wear diapers, I’m not a big pet fan, but I’d like to have a cute little dog someday. I just wouldnt give it a diaper thats all. Poor Stewie… he probably deserves it though, I mean, he can actually be pretty mean sometimes.
I dont think I’d want to hang out with this Bill Clinton… Honestly, smoking weed is actually the worst thing you could do to yourself, besides eating that pig in one minute. But, apparently, it is true that you get really hungry after smoking weed, I dont know by experience, but I believe it read it some random blog. Brian’s gifts to Lois and Chris are absurdly ridiculous, “I’m going to call you Sticky Head.”
Well, what a weekend it has been, I actually go to visit some of my friends this Saturday opposed to sitting at home and not doing anything, or going out shopping to do nothing. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see the one person I’ve been wanting to see for the past 3 months, oh well… Anyways, I’ve reading here and there and I found out that Gwen Stefani is more or less annoying. I totally agree with Brian when he says that he wants her dead. (But, I’m not going to take any action towards that thought)
I would actually like to see one of the employees at a fast food restaurant sing a song such as Peter when they are cooking. I doubt it would happen naturally. Speaking of Burger King, I was just there the other day and found the Chicken Sandwich (#10 I think) to be absolutely delicious, and the fries are incomparable to Macdonald’s, but I still loved them. Its too bad we can’t get free smiles at Burger King…
I’ve always thought of Stewie as a real character with increasing personality, regardless of him being a little baby, Stewie is most likely one of the most harsh characters on Family Guy. At the same time, my heart flows with him because he is so cute and innocent(at times). It is hilarious to see Stewie’s plans as soon as he is born from Lois. Of course, there is no way that Stewie and Brian get along together. I remember one time where Stewie hired Brian to work at his “office.” Even when Stewie didn’t actually have work to do, Stewie made it extremely hard for Brian. Another time when Stewie made it hard for Brian was when Brian didn’t give Stewie back his money… check the clip. [Warning, this beating could be a little cruent.]
“Where is the money? huh? Where is the money? lol. I love Stewie. This is a lesson to all of (more…)
How did my day go you question me? Oh, it was just dandy, played a game of monopoly and with my luck, I lost to my little brother (who is by the way getting incredibly good at buying houses and counting money), went for a swim at the complex near my house and I even played tennis. I came home to see what was on tv and, what coincidence, it was the Simpsons ! Usually I don’t (more…)
When not watching Family Guy, blogging about Family Guy or talking about Family Guy until he gets blue in the face, George Gonzalez, is in fact, a Family Guy. Happily trotting through life (with sometimes his own theme song playing in the background) with his two cats, wife, and almost two year old son, George makes an ass of himself to the amusement of his friends and family on a daily basis. So keep on reading on and see if you can separate this Family Guy from the Family Guy!
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