Watching Family Guy

What a day it has been? There has been a lot of education going around me lately, its really weird because this summer has been completely off of education. What is education good for anyways? Who cares about the fact that you can find the slope between you points on a graph? I really don’t think that the people who actually teach or give you a job gives shit about whether or not you know how to solve a graph, or find the y-intercept. What they really care about is the fact that you can simply finish the course. It shows that you can finish something that you started. It shows authority in what you can and cannot do.

If you can start and finish some big project that the boss assigns you, then you are well set for a career in real life. So thats the story behind that, but there are still some aspects that are not discussed, while you are thinking about these undiscussed ideas, watch this to liven up the nights…

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Don’t you just love it when random things pop into your mind, and for some obscure reason you decide to just say whats on your mind. Well, there was this one time where I was just surfing the web, and all of a sudden, I really wanted a poptart. I wanted a ‘Smores poptart. I couldnt believe the urge I had for that poptart, it was strong. But unlike Brian, I’ve never actually got bored enough to dress up as someone and act out their lines by myself. The keywords here would be “by myself.”

Here’s a little clip thats just randomly put together for all of you bored fans out there.

So, what do I really do when I’m bored? I have no idea, most of the time, I just wait it out or find something to keep me occupied while some other activity pops up. Sometimes, even going into a random chatting website, and spilling your thoughts there help out. Those few things, or YOUTUBE, right?

What a rush! Its finally time to go to college, many things running through my mind. Who are going to be my friends? Where are they going to be? Where am I going to hang out? Am I going to hang out? Oh, it is just a rush. Moving in to a place that you’ve never been before really stimulates the way you live. Its almost as much a rush as that one time that Brian decided to get high while working on his police job.
Oh, that is not to say that I’m not going to miss my high school friends because I know that I will, and I know that at this very moment I really do. I can feel all of the memorable times I’ve had with all of the beautiful relationships that I’ve had. Anyways, here is something I discovered. Check it.

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Even I have to say that disappointments are just a drag, nobody wants them, they just sort of happen, for example: you tell someone who you have been with for 2 years that you love them, and you get a response back thats not exactly what you expected. Boy oh boy, there is a disappointment like no other. Its just so bad because you think about them all the time and their heart has become you’re sky, even on the days that its raining, you know that their heart is there right behind all those rain clouds. The worst part comes when you have to let go of that person you spent around 2 years with, what a disappointment. Matters of the heart can become a real disappointment sometimes, you, or rather I, have to learn how to let go of them. All I can say is love hurts sometimes, and nothing but time can heal that pain. (sometimes friends can help too)

Unfortunately Megan doesn’t have any friends so laugh at her for me, maybe you can help me take away the pain that I feel right now, the deep burning pain that only I think I feel because the girl that I liked seems to act like she could just move on in about a second. So… laugh at Megan with me, make me feel better.

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Oh ! what a weekend it has been ! Watched a couple of movies, “The Departed” That was an amazing movie, by the way, if any one is interested in spending their time wisely, I completely advise this movie. Matt Damon and Leonardo Di Caprio make a good couple movie-wise. Anyways, spending time in the pool didnt do that much for my skin complexion, but at least I had fun. The life is going alright, the love life, not so much… but it doesn’t matter that much anyways, as long as we have a bit of Family Guy in our lives, nothing can go wrong.

Sometimes, its just embarrassing to some things by yourself because you dont know if you are doing them correctly, or simply because they are embarrassing. Here’s something I found on the edge of life earlier this week, check it out.

Woo. Go Peter. lol.

I’m well informed to tell you that playing guitar and singing at the same time in front of a decently large audience is moderately hard. For some reason, only during the time where you have an audience, you seem to lose what the lyrics are, and your normal guitar stroking patterns. This is just one of the uncomfortable niceties of a presentation, I hate it, you hate it, who doesn’t. (I’m sure the older people love the performance regardless, especially those ones who care about what you do)

Its got to be so embarrassing knowing that you thought that you played well, when in reality you are informed that what you presented was probably the worst thing that night and such a waste of time. Its good Chris got to shed a little light on Lois and Peter Griffin about the talent show. Peter doesn’t have any talent anyways… so check it out.

Even the little shouting that Stewie did at the end sounded better than what Lois and Peter had conjured during that talent show. So, for all of you drug users out there, here is a little something that you need to know when performing to a live audience: DON’T DO WEED BEFORE A PERFORMANCE! haha, I love Stewie’s screaming about his Belvedere Show.

Here it is again! People get hungry when they are smoking weed! Does this mean that people are fatter in the UK because they smoke pot all the time and therefore have to eat? I wonder if anyone has actually done a study on that, if they have, man… fill me in because I’d definitely post it up on here. At one point in my life, I’d like to be able to talk like the British with their random names for silly objects.

Brian, I hope you do find the right girl for you. “I think the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability.” I utterly love this comment by Stewie to Brian telling Brian that he will eventually find a girl because he is great. Then again, in other episodes he turns around and beats the shit out of Brian because of a simple loan of money.

I absolutely love how the editors of Family Guy include all of the types of races in the beginning of this entourage, but there is always more white people, which is absolutely not true in the UK. (This statistic, I’m pretty sure of… if not, prove me wrong!)

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Hey, I’d love to go to Mars! This video reminds me of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, especially when they want to eat that pig in less than one minute. That is in no way possible! I’m completely glad that dogs dont actually have to wear diapers, I’m not a big pet fan, but I’d like to have a cute little dog someday. I just wouldnt give it a diaper thats all. Poor Stewie… he probably deserves it though, I mean, he can actually be pretty mean sometimes.

I dont think I’d want to hang out with this Bill Clinton… Honestly, smoking weed is actually the worst thing you could do to yourself, besides eating that pig in one minute. But, apparently, it is true that you get really hungry after smoking weed, I dont know by experience, but I believe it read it some random blog. Brian’s gifts to Lois and Chris are absurdly ridiculous, “I’m going to call you Sticky Head.”

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How did my day go you question me? Oh, it was just dandy, played a game of monopoly and with my luck, I lost to my little brother (who is by the way getting incredibly good at buying houses and counting money), went for a swim at the complex near my house and I even played tennis. I came home to see what was on tv and, what coincidence, it was the Simpsons ! Usually I don’t (more…)

So you’ve watched 300 the movie? Ever watched Family Guy 300? I bet you haven’t. Check out this clip as Peter Griffin and family (more…)