Quagmire is probably the highest sex addict ever. I dont think there is anything that he doesn’t want to have sex with, a dog, squirrel, women, men, ships, sofa’s, you name it, the Quag will screw it. It’s probably a good thing that there is not a person that I know in real life that would actually do some of the things that the Quag does. They shouldn’t even call Quagmire anymore, it should just be “The Quag” He’s not even bisexual, he is quagsexual. Its almost amazingly disgusting.
I wish I had super powers, I wish I could fly, or read minds, or be invisible, or control objects or humans. It would be so cool to fly, but I could not be as fly as the Quag. Check out this clip to see what the Quags worth. haha. You’ll enjoy all 4 minutes of it.
“What do you think I am, some kind of porno-not bringer?”
While I didn’t bring any porno for you guys, I know it’s been a while since I posted last because the show is in hiatus. But I have a sneaky suspicion that it may be lurking right around the corner waiting for us not be looking so that it can bite us right on our sweet freak’n asses! And when that day comes, I will be complete…for well at least the 30 minutes it’ll be on.
So what’s up with me you ask? Oh nothing much. Still living in Washington, brother graduated from high school, son “gave a bath” to my wife’s mobile device, son “gave another bath” to my wife’s ipod, my laptop is “feeling scared” of future said, “baths”, I got “slapped” by my wife for overuse of “quotation marks” in “inappropriate areas”. Other than that, just a few weddings this summer, having friends over the house and having fun on sunny days. Yay me right?
But here’s a little clip I dug up to pass the time while you wait for future Family Guy shows to come and I wait for future postings to pop up in my head. If you’re hardcore, you’ll notice exactly what episode this is. If you’re not uber l33t s4uce with your Family Guy trivia, at you’ll get a laugh at the dialogue and horrendously awful animation. But once again, still better than what you and I could ever do to save our lives.
If you feel the need to quench your insatiable thirst for Family Guy, you can get more information on Fox’s website, and on the official website, Family Guy . com (noticed the space between guy, dot, and com? Good for you! You win nothing! And the day is mine!) And now, on with the tagging!
When not watching Family Guy, blogging about Family Guy or talking about Family Guy until he gets blue in the face, George Gonzalez, is in fact, a Family Guy. Happily trotting through life (with sometimes his own theme song playing in the background) with his two cats, wife, and almost two year old son, George makes an ass of himself to the amusement of his friends and family on a daily basis. So keep on reading on and see if you can separate this Family Guy from the Family Guy!
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