Watching Family Guy

Who doesn’t want to be famous? I dont think I know anyone who wouldn’t want to be famous. We all want the rich, famefull, and popular life. This is almost a faux idea because not all of the famous people are rich, because for example, the artists who make their earnings from making cds, are being ripped off because not all of the people in the world are honest and actually buy their cds. Internet is such a good place for information, but it can also be used for bad things, just like any other thing in the world. I’m not to infer that I’m not guilty of the mentioned idea, but it is a bad thing to do probably. Regardless, all of those people who are beautiful sitting at the Emmy’s, who I’m jealous of, should probably admire this little video of Stewie and Brian.

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“What do you think I am, some kind of porno-not bringer?”

While I didn’t bring any porno for you guys, I know it’s been a while since I posted last because the show is in hiatus. But I have a sneaky suspicion that it may be lurking right around the corner waiting for us not be looking so that it can bite us right on our sweet freak’n asses! And when that day comes, I will be complete…for well at least the 30 minutes it’ll be on.

So what’s up with me you ask? Oh nothing much. Still living in Washington, brother graduated from high school, son “gave a bath” to my wife’s mobile device, son “gave another bath” to my wife’s ipod, my laptop is “feeling scared” of future said, “baths”, I got “slapped” by my wife for overuse of “quotation marks” in “inappropriate areas”. Other than that, just a few weddings this summer, having friends over the house and having fun on sunny days. Yay me right?

But here’s a little clip I dug up to pass the time while you wait for future Family Guy shows to come and I wait for future postings to pop up in my head. If you’re hardcore, you’ll notice exactly what episode this is. If you’re not uber l33t s4uce with your Family Guy trivia, at you’ll get a laugh at the dialogue and horrendously awful animation. But once again, still better than what you and I could ever do to save our lives.

If you feel the need to quench your insatiable thirst for Family Guy, you can get more information on Fox’s website, and on the official website, Family Guy . com (noticed the space between guy, dot, and com? Good for you! You win nothing! And the day is mine!) And now, on with the tagging!

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Wow. You know back in the day, I was a big fan of Mad TV. It was the whole SNL was slowly dying and everyone was super antsy to pull it’s plug. Then Mad TV came along on FOX and some great people came out of there. Like Phil LaMarr. Yes I mentioned him before. And YES you should click on the “categories” link to find out which character he voices. I still hope it’s funny. I know that Bobby Lee is real funny.

Funny how Phil wasn’t in that skit. But oh well. It was still very funny.

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I was about an angry as Peter when he got that expired coupon from an angry chicken, because not only did an episode of Family Guy not air, another show called DRIVE had a two-hour season premiere and while there seems to be some suspense brewing, it has one of my favorite actors, Nathan Fillion, from another FOX show which was canceled (A crime if you ask me. Loved that show.) called Firefly, I was really, really, REALLY hoping to get a dose of Family Guy. I guess I’ll just dive into some DVDs then. So without anymore time wasted, I present to you, the better than Rocky IV movie, Family Guy’s very own, Chicken Fight parts 1 and 2!

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I don’t know if I should laugh or be really scared of Herbert the pervert. But really I just choose to laugh. Especially when he calls Brian a pervert at his own doorstep! But he does kick ass in the last minute of the video in the Poltergeist episode where Peter digs up bones in his back yard which later we discover is an ancient burial ground and there’s a scene from lord of the rings that they reference which is great! So use your nice musclely throwing arm and click the next link because I now present to you seven minutes and thirty-four seconds of Herbert the pervert!

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Oh I think you’re going to love this next You Tube video. I’m just taking a break from spackling the holes in my apartment. It’s really the most fun job in the world, take my word for it But I’m taking a break to present you with the famous Ollie Williams from Channel 5 Action News!

Oh and would you look at that! By doing a little research, the voice of Ollie Williams is actually none other than Phil LaMarr. You may remember him from another show on FOX called Mad TV. By looking at his resume, you can see he’s also done voices for another one of my favorite shows Futurama. So he does a lot of voices but his slapstick is hilarious.

But I honestly do think we should start a position to get Ollie Williams some more face time on the show. What do you think!?

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So we furnished our entire apartment two days ago at IKEA. The furniture list is as follows, one queen bed, one twin bed, queen and twin mattresses, two book shelves, a dining table, one coffee table, one dresser drawer, and ten very swollen fingers. If you’ve ever had to build something from IKEA, get a real tool kit. They give you these small tools that I might as well have been using a rusty fork to build the equipment; and even then I would rather use the rusty fork to go after the people who wrote/illustrated the instruction manuals! So speaking of swollen fingers and very soon to be fingertip blisters, I wanted to remind you all of the best 43 seconds you’ll ever see, EVER!

Now although I can’t play the banjo, I’m can’t wait to start playing on my guitar again since I can cut ten hours off my work week with my new position starting on the 9th of this month. Well enough of my banter. Go ahead and put your brain to use with flash animated Family Guy trivia game

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So I’m down here in Eugene and my wife and son are up in Seattle. I’m cleaning up the empty apartment while the cats are locked in the bathroom meowing to get out. Once they finally stop begging for my attention, and the apartment becomes silent again, I think to myself “man this sucks” I’m must be so home sick that I’d much rather be at home with my wife and kid so I can hear this rather than silence. Yes. Now you can push play

Luckily I have the internet community to keep me company as well. That being said, check out this link to the Family Guy Soundboard
My Favorite of course has to be Rock Lobster! What’s yours?

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As I’m moving into my new apartment in Seattle, WA, I can’t help but think of the time when the Griffin family went into the witness protection program and moved down south to hide from a killer that was after Chris. And while there are no raccoons jumping out of appliances (or from my wife’s bra for that matter) the place is really nice. Oh, and our neighbors speak proper English, too.

And if you have an extra second go ahead and find out which Family Guy Character you are so you can go post it to all your friends on Myspace or heck even print out the page and pin it to your chest so you can tell the world which character you are!

Naturally, as head of household, I am Peter Griffin.

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