Watching Family Guy

Even I have to say that disappointments are just a drag, nobody wants them, they just sort of happen, for example: you tell someone who you have been with for 2 years that you love them, and you get a response back thats not exactly what you expected. Boy oh boy, there is a disappointment like no other. Its just so bad because you think about them all the time and their heart has become you’re sky, even on the days that its raining, you know that their heart is there right behind all those rain clouds. The worst part comes when you have to let go of that person you spent around 2 years with, what a disappointment. Matters of the heart can become a real disappointment sometimes, you, or rather I, have to learn how to let go of them. All I can say is love hurts sometimes, and nothing but time can heal that pain. (sometimes friends can help too)

Unfortunately Megan doesn’t have any friends so laugh at her for me, maybe you can help me take away the pain that I feel right now, the deep burning pain that only I think I feel because the girl that I liked seems to act like she could just move on in about a second. So… laugh at Megan with me, make me feel better.

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I’d definitely give this little Stewie Compilation 5 stars! Whoever made this deserves a round of applause. Its just a hilarous clip. It is a 6 minute clip and each little sub-clip has its own humorous ending. Oh Stewie has the biggest desire to get rid of (more…)

I’m well informed to tell you that playing guitar and singing at the same time in front of a decently large audience is moderately hard. For some reason, only during the time where you have an audience, you seem to lose what the lyrics are, and your normal guitar stroking patterns. This is just one of the uncomfortable niceties of a presentation, I hate it, you hate it, who doesn’t. (I’m sure the older people love the performance regardless, especially those ones who care about what you do)

Its got to be so embarrassing knowing that you thought that you played well, when in reality you are informed that what you presented was probably the worst thing that night and such a waste of time. Its good Chris got to shed a little light on Lois and Peter Griffin about the talent show. Peter doesn’t have any talent anyways… so check it out.

Even the little shouting that Stewie did at the end sounded better than what Lois and Peter had conjured during that talent show. So, for all of you drug users out there, here is a little something that you need to know when performing to a live audience: DON’T DO WEED BEFORE A PERFORMANCE! haha, I love Stewie’s screaming about his Belvedere Show.

Here it is again! People get hungry when they are smoking weed! Does this mean that people are fatter in the UK because they smoke pot all the time and therefore have to eat? I wonder if anyone has actually done a study on that, if they have, man… fill me in because I’d definitely post it up on here. At one point in my life, I’d like to be able to talk like the British with their random names for silly objects.

Brian, I hope you do find the right girl for you. “I think the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability.” I utterly love this comment by Stewie to Brian telling Brian that he will eventually find a girl because he is great. Then again, in other episodes he turns around and beats the shit out of Brian because of a simple loan of money.

I absolutely love how the editors of Family Guy include all of the types of races in the beginning of this entourage, but there is always more white people, which is absolutely not true in the UK. (This statistic, I’m pretty sure of… if not, prove me wrong!)

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Hey, I’d love to go to Mars! This video reminds me of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, especially when they want to eat that pig in less than one minute. That is in no way possible! I’m completely glad that dogs dont actually have to wear diapers, I’m not a big pet fan, but I’d like to have a cute little dog someday. I just wouldnt give it a diaper thats all. Poor Stewie… he probably deserves it though, I mean, he can actually be pretty mean sometimes.

I dont think I’d want to hang out with this Bill Clinton… Honestly, smoking weed is actually the worst thing you could do to yourself, besides eating that pig in one minute. But, apparently, it is true that you get really hungry after smoking weed, I dont know by experience, but I believe it read it some random blog. Brian’s gifts to Lois and Chris are absurdly ridiculous, “I’m going to call you Sticky Head.”

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I’ve always thought of Stewie as a real character with increasing personality, regardless of him being a little baby, Stewie is most likely one of the most harsh characters on Family Guy. At the same time, my heart flows with him because he is so cute and innocent(at times). It is hilarious to see Stewie’s plans as soon as he is born from Lois. Of course, there is no way that Stewie and Brian get along together. I remember one time where Stewie hired Brian to work at his “office.” Even when Stewie didn’t actually have work to do, Stewie made it extremely hard for Brian. Another time when Stewie made it hard for Brian was when Brian didn’t give Stewie back his money… check the clip. [Warning, this beating could be a little cruent.]

“Where is the money? huh? Where is the money? lol. I love Stewie. This is a lesson to all of (more…)

How did my day go you question me? Oh, it was just dandy, played a game of monopoly and with my luck, I lost to my little brother (who is by the way getting incredibly good at buying houses and counting money), went for a swim at the complex near my house and I even played tennis. I came home to see what was on tv and, what coincidence, it was the Simpsons ! Usually I don’t (more…)

So you’ve watched 300 the movie? Ever watched Family Guy 300? I bet you haven’t. Check out this clip as Peter Griffin and family (more…)

“What do you think I am, some kind of porno-not bringer?”

While I didn’t bring any porno for you guys, I know it’s been a while since I posted last because the show is in hiatus. But I have a sneaky suspicion that it may be lurking right around the corner waiting for us not be looking so that it can bite us right on our sweet freak’n asses! And when that day comes, I will be complete…for well at least the 30 minutes it’ll be on.

So what’s up with me you ask? Oh nothing much. Still living in Washington, brother graduated from high school, son “gave a bath” to my wife’s mobile device, son “gave another bath” to my wife’s ipod, my laptop is “feeling scared” of future said, “baths”, I got “slapped” by my wife for overuse of “quotation marks” in “inappropriate areas”. Other than that, just a few weddings this summer, having friends over the house and having fun on sunny days. Yay me right?

But here’s a little clip I dug up to pass the time while you wait for future Family Guy shows to come and I wait for future postings to pop up in my head. If you’re hardcore, you’ll notice exactly what episode this is. If you’re not uber l33t s4uce with your Family Guy trivia, at you’ll get a laugh at the dialogue and horrendously awful animation. But once again, still better than what you and I could ever do to save our lives.

If you feel the need to quench your insatiable thirst for Family Guy, you can get more information on Fox’s website, and on the official website, Family Guy . com (noticed the space between guy, dot, and com? Good for you! You win nothing! And the day is mine!) And now, on with the tagging!

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My sister used to work for one of these places. I don’t recall the heil Hitler reference being thrown around there when I visited, but I’m sure all that’s happening behind closed doors hidden from view. There’s no big scary rat in this video, but you may get a glimpse of the incredible hulk.

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