Yes there’s a time where we all think we’re the greatest artists on the planet. And if you’re, bless you man because it’s not easy. I may be good at going to the store and buying the supplies but I’d need the help of a blender to product any sort of “art” at all. But here’s some nostalgia for the children of the 80’s out there. Oh and give Bob Ross some credit because he was good. Family Guy style.
Don’t you think the Olympics should be once a year? I mean, why should athletes have to train for four years when they can just make it up in a few months. The human body does some amazing things over time, but four years time is a bit much. I’m just looking for some of that super cool gymnastics that we all love. And I’ve found it! Bon appetite!
I’m sorry all the huffing and puffing in the world won’t make me like your favorite movie. Yeah we’ve all been there. Some complete stranger walks up to you and says “Encino Man is the best movie of our time”, and you kindly say, I’m sorry sir, I disagree.
Probing further, you can read the “Memorable Quotes” section which I find hilariously sad.
Yeah you just can’t look away at this train wreck.
Not that we get a lot of train wrecks up in these parts, we only see the 100% chance of bumper-to-bumper traffic on the highway. But this clip is something to run through your head if and when you’re stuck in traffic! And one does wonder
NO memory of Family Guy is complete without the episode where Peter gets diplomatic immunity for not being a recognized part of Quahog. Don’t we all wish we had diplomatic immunity? Think of all the cool anarchist type mischief we could all be doing! Things like playing words diagonally in the game of Scrabble or kicking over children’s sand castles! It’s a plan so perfect it’s retarded! Enjoy.
So I’m in the parking lot and I see the same model of the car I drive, except this particular car was colored red. The creepy thing is, it had the exact same damage done to it that my car had! The front bumper looked like it had been gnawed on by a wild animal or a truck you know, take your pick.
So to commemorate my confusion and awe, I present to you this clip.
If this doesn’t describe my ethnicity, I don’t know what will. Light brown skin, curly black hair, and I can enunciate clearly while speaking a second language. Meh. I’m just a mutt like everyone else!
Funny how we’re talking mutt relations since I just took a peek of the Harry Potter Family Tree. I know totally unrelated to Family Guy but I’ve been reading my son the books from the famous series and just did some digging of my own. Real interesting stuff that requires another 451 press blog and I’m sure it’s out there. But yeah go for it and take a peek. So the order of operations for moving watching goes, Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the latest Harry Potter movie.
So in the midst of pining through some old you tube “crank call” videos (some of which are absolutely hilarious involving Robert de Niro, Al Pacino, and Jack Nicholson), I’ve found where Family Guy all began in this pilot video hosted by none other than Seth MacFarlane himself.
Had the whole show looked like that, I still would’ve watched it. If I can get through the very first season of The Simpsons, in all its visual nastiness, I can get through that preliminary version of Family Guy.
So if you’re like me, you’ve logged into to Google, made it your home page, and created a gadget that is a countdown for the latest and greatest movie, Spider Man 3. Which by the way there are only four days left! Except in Japan where they had the worldwide premier those lucky bastards! So to prepare you for the next movie, I’ve found a little clip we can all enjoy. So enjoy it already!
So we all procrastinate don’t we? Some of procrastinate more than others. Some actually do something to overcome the procrastination. Some of us procrastinate right in front of other people. Then there are a select few who need to look up the word procrastination to find out what the hell we’re talking about. Well in my case it’s been cleaning. The apartments a mess, there are dishes everywhere, clothes everywhere but yet I feel fine. What’s the point of being clean all the time eh? Do I win an award? What’s that? I do get an award?! Well I’d better fix my address then because they must’ve been mailing it to wrong house! Here’s a little procrastination we can all relate to. Why? Because it’s Family Guy oriented duh! *slaps you*
When not watching Family Guy, blogging about Family Guy or talking about Family Guy until he gets blue in the face, George Gonzalez, is in fact, a Family Guy. Happily trotting through life (with sometimes his own theme song playing in the background) with his two cats, wife, and almost two year old son, George makes an ass of himself to the amusement of his friends and family on a daily basis. So keep on reading on and see if you can separate this Family Guy from the Family Guy!
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80’s Nostalgia, Bob Ross, Family Guy, General, Happy Little Trees, Peter Griffin, You Tube Videos
