When I’m feeling down, I always put on this clip and then everything becomes better! Plus it’s the weekend so get down with your bad selves!
And a little aside; we all know that Mila Kunis is the voice of Meg Griffin on Family Guy. So I find it hilarious that everyone jokes about Meg being the ugliest person on the block/world until you find out her voice actress is posing for Maxim Magazine! Giggity Giggity!
So there’s this little tanning place up the hill from where I live that has a bay window so you can watch people tan and be jealous of them. Since I’m always jealous of tan people, I watch the people tan until the color their flesh resembles that of burnt toast. Whether or not I wear pants while watching them tan is irrelevant. Giggity! And over time the color of their skin will turn back into the original pasty white Wonder bread color, but that’s why they have punch cards and welcome back bonuses, because the cancer is soooooooo worth it! Anyway, on with the clip!
So being the new guy at work, I get a phone call from my wife and her ringer is set to “ring ring, Incoming call!”. It also turns out that one of my co-workers has the same ring tone and it’s really annoying we he or I get calls when standing within twenty feet of each other! So in my never ending search for the perfect ring tone, I’ve stumbled upon yet another Family Guy moment crossing my life path and it must be shared with all of you.
So if we were to send our most recent time capsule into space, I would include it with a small copy of this clip just to show aliens that if they should find our planet, they’ve been warned. I swore when this episode came out, I was talking about this for a year solid. I was a big fan of “I’m getting real tired of you ducking me man!” for the longest time. Now just in case you forgot it, I want my money! So click more links!
And just in case that little clip got you curious about mob movies and you wanted to explore their forms of “discipline”, do some research on this web site. Only a list of the greatest mob movies of all time!
What, you haven’t been eating? Well chew on this! On the top of Queen Anne Avenue, there are loads of small shops and there’s this small burger joint that I like to eat at called Flame. Sometimes, when the weather is perfect, the front windows of the business slide open and the dining area turns into an open-air picnic which I think, is awesome. Oh and they have the best burgers in the neighborhood hands down. And my 17 month old son loves those French fries, unsalted of course.
So I asked myself, how can I talk about this super tasty experience using Family Guy as my vessel? Then a bulb went off in my head and I said aloud, “ding fries are done!” Oh and if you want to sing along, I won’t tell anyone.
And if you’re wondering where the creators of Family Guy got the idea from, you can click this link and get the original and get down with your historical self!
So I’m sure many of you went into an alcoholic rampage after last Sunday’s episode of Family Guy didn’t air. I’m just wondering if went anything like this.
Luckily Drive is on it’s new date and time so that means more Family Guy for us this upcoming Sunday on FOX network. Double dose 9 and 9:30pm! w00t! Oh don’t forget to catch the full hour of the Simpson’s either, because the laughs just pave the way for Family Guy!
April 16, 2007, will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of the Virginia Tech community and the world beyond.
To remember and honor the victims of those tragic events, the university has established the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund to aid in the healing process and generate financial support.
The fund will be used to cover expenses including but not limited to:
So I’m finally getting back to work with other people and when you’re working with other people, you tend to notice there quirks. One quirk of which, is the ninja like concealment of the invisible killer. Yes you all know someone who does this or you may be that stinky someone reading this blog. If you are shame on you! Unless you do it in a funny way then you’re excused. But if it’s rank, oh man, there’s a special place in Family Guy hell for you. Cover your noses and enjoy!
Thinking about my last post about the chicken fight, I couldn’t help but snicker at the video I saw before I posted the chicken fight so I’m bringing it to you. Yes it’s from a cheesy 80’s/early 90’s ninja movie but it’s simply hilarious. You’ll have to click THIS LINK if you want to see it though. But it’s so good it’s bad.
I’m in the middle of job hunting and really the job market is good here, I just wish I would stop getting offers from insurance and pharmaceutical companies. But they are offers none the less. I kind of feel like this kids face when I’m looking for a job. Yes along with the twitching too.
I was about an angry as Peter when he got that expired coupon from an angry chicken, because not only did an episode of Family Guy not air, another show called DRIVE had a two-hour season premiere and while there seems to be some suspense brewing, it has one of my favorite actors, Nathan Fillion, from another FOX show which was canceled (A crime if you ask me. Loved that show.) called Firefly, I was really, really, REALLY hoping to get a dose of Family Guy. I guess I’ll just dive into some DVDs then. So without anymore time wasted, I present to you, the better than Rocky IV movie, Family Guy’s very own, Chicken Fight parts 1 and 2!
When not watching Family Guy, blogging about Family Guy or talking about Family Guy until he gets blue in the face, George Gonzalez, is in fact, a Family Guy. Happily trotting through life (with sometimes his own theme song playing in the background) with his two cats, wife, and almost two year old son, George makes an ass of himself to the amusement of his friends and family on a daily basis. So keep on reading on and see if you can separate this Family Guy from the Family Guy!
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