Watching Family Guy

So I know the 80’s have been brought back in some form or another, such as care bears, rainbow bright gear, etc. But where happened to all the great shows I use to watch like thunder cats and Silver Hawks and especially kick ass shows like the A-team. Yeah so I was probably way to young to be watching Mr. T and the gang blow the crap out of terrorists but eh, the FCC never developed television guidelines back then so yay me for teh win! So you can’t have the 80’s back but Family Guy will bring it to you in the form of the A-team. Enjoy!

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So I’m fully moved into my new place in Seattle. I can’t wait for Sunday to cozy up on the couch and watch some Family Guy I almost didn’t think I would’ve survived being it had been two weeks without seeing my wife and son. It really drove me nuts, but luckily with the power of Google and you tube, I was able to dig up a compilation of God/Jesus Family Guy footage that really cheered me up and I just know you’ll enjoy it!

Oh and if you’re a fellow member of the free Earth of alcoholic substances by consumption organization, (or F.E.A.S.C.O. for all you hungry acronym whores out there) you should get some new drinking gear by clicking here. They have some awesome pint glasses with some of the best phrases from the show. Whose up for some body shots? Giggity! Giggity!

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I don’t know if I should laugh or be really scared of Herbert the pervert. But really I just choose to laugh. Especially when he calls Brian a pervert at his own doorstep! But he does kick ass in the last minute of the video in the Poltergeist episode where Peter digs up bones in his back yard which later we discover is an ancient burial ground and there’s a scene from lord of the rings that they reference which is great! So use your nice musclely throwing arm and click the next link because I now present to you seven minutes and thirty-four seconds of Herbert the pervert!

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Oh I think you’re going to love this next You Tube video. I’m just taking a break from spackling the holes in my apartment. It’s really the most fun job in the world, take my word for it But I’m taking a break to present you with the famous Ollie Williams from Channel 5 Action News!

Oh and would you look at that! By doing a little research, the voice of Ollie Williams is actually none other than Phil LaMarr. You may remember him from another show on FOX called Mad TV. By looking at his resume, you can see he’s also done voices for another one of my favorite shows Futurama. So he does a lot of voices but his slapstick is hilarious.

But I honestly do think we should start a position to get Ollie Williams some more face time on the show. What do you think!?

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So I’m browsing the web on my phone for some new/classic ring tones. I really wanted the AH-HA: Take on Me ring tone after seeing the video clip where Chris is in the Milk isle and he gets sucked into a music video, but I couldn’t find the ring tone. If there’s a ring tone search engine out there for ring tones shoot the link over in the comment section. I had to settle for a version of Take on Me by Reel Big Fish. Yessum. I like me some Reel Big Fish.

But on the subject of ring tones, I’m glued to this website called Family Guy Mobile.com. The link will take you to yours and my favorite character; Stewie Griffin and it has a bunch of his quotables especially the sexy party ring tone. Free to listen to, buy you have to pay if you really want it. Have fun!

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So we furnished our entire apartment two days ago at IKEA. The furniture list is as follows, one queen bed, one twin bed, queen and twin mattresses, two book shelves, a dining table, one coffee table, one dresser drawer, and ten very swollen fingers. If you’ve ever had to build something from IKEA, get a real tool kit. They give you these small tools that I might as well have been using a rusty fork to build the equipment; and even then I would rather use the rusty fork to go after the people who wrote/illustrated the instruction manuals! So speaking of swollen fingers and very soon to be fingertip blisters, I wanted to remind you all of the best 43 seconds you’ll ever see, EVER!

Now although I can’t play the banjo, I’m can’t wait to start playing on my guitar again since I can cut ten hours off my work week with my new position starting on the 9th of this month. Well enough of my banter. Go ahead and put your brain to use with flash animated Family Guy trivia game

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So I’m down here in Eugene and my wife and son are up in Seattle. I’m cleaning up the empty apartment while the cats are locked in the bathroom meowing to get out. Once they finally stop begging for my attention, and the apartment becomes silent again, I think to myself “man this sucks” I’m must be so home sick that I’d much rather be at home with my wife and kid so I can hear this rather than silence. Yes. Now you can push play

Luckily I have the internet community to keep me company as well. That being said, check out this link to the Family Guy Soundboard
My Favorite of course has to be Rock Lobster! What’s yours?

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As I’m moving into my new apartment in Seattle, WA, I can’t help but think of the time when the Griffin family went into the witness protection program and moved down south to hide from a killer that was after Chris. And while there are no raccoons jumping out of appliances (or from my wife’s bra for that matter) the place is really nice. Oh, and our neighbors speak proper English, too.

And if you have an extra second go ahead and find out which Family Guy Character you are so you can go post it to all your friends on Myspace or heck even print out the page and pin it to your chest so you can tell the world which character you are!

Naturally, as head of household, I am Peter Griffin.

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Well that’s because I’m taking over this Family Guy blog! I’ve finally escaped from the evil monkey’s clutches and I look forward to your comments about recent episodes because I think, just like you do, that Family Guy is the best show out there. Period!

If you’ve haven’t checked out the Family Guy website yet, you need to because you get to do way cool stuff like make wall papers for your desktop, check out character bios and more!

So comment to say hi or just message me asking what important conversations we should be having about Family Guy especially on the subject of where does one go shopping to get plutonium for Stewie!

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For those that are unable to actually read the writing, and because I have a hard time reading the writing as well, here is what it says:

Its cury with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleassing slope downloads toward a pretty flat strait bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 strait lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at a 90 degree angle. Each line has an arrow head on the end.

This would be exactly what Peter Griffin would respond when taking such a math test. Of course, there was that one episode where Peter thought that he was mentally retarded and he could get away with everything because he was mentally retarded. Like all of Peter Griffin’s plans, this one seemed to be just as failing as the rest.

Such a Peter-Griffin-Response deserves some attention. This certain piece reminds me of that one time where a kid got a detention for using the Firefox browser. Stewie thought that he could take over the world by getting on a television show and using his hypnotic glasses to convince the world to bow down to Stewie.

Only, Stewie was the only one that was affected by the glasses apparently because it was his idea of the glasses being hypnotic.

Anyways, How does the life go you ask me? Well, a few things to brighten up the day I wouldn’t mind. If the sun stayed out a little longer, if it was snowing, but not enough to create disaster, but just enough so that there would be a snow falling effect through my window. If Santa existed, you know, those kinds of things. Haha. So while you sit there and laugh at me, I laugh right back at you because I, indeed am playing video games, oh yeah, video games, to make the day go by, christmas break a little smoother, and lose a sense of boredom.

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